Hey me, this is your future self. Bad news, you end up contracting hiv and now it’s full blown aids, doctors say I’ve got about 6 months to live. Just wanted to tell you, DONT go out with Devin and Marcus on your 25th birthday to Tuggles strip club downtown. I won’t get into details, I’ll just say it leads to some very dark shit. Yada Yada Yada, 6 years later I’m alone, broke and have aids. And I’m right back where it all started. Do not go with them, also don’t go to moms 59th birthday, cause you end up robbing the place and now the family won’t speak to us. Wow, I remember this hentai. You should see hentai now, they can actually beam you into it and you get to live it out, omg it’s great. Also 2024 ww3 breaks out and now we all live under communist China. I’m on nordvpn, they also make porn now. Well gotta get to my job at the castle porn shop. It pays the bills. Don’t do what I did!