A guy from New York City and a rancher from Texas met by chance one day and got to talking about their lives and the huge differences between them.
The Texan said, “On my ranch, I get up before the break of dawn. I get in my truck. And I start driving.”
The New Yorker, interested, nods his head and leans in to listen to the story.
The Texan continues, “I’m in that truck ALL DAY tryin’ to make it OFF my ranch by sundown. And I can’t make it from one side of the ranch to the other side of the ranch in one day… no matter how hard I push that truck.”
Then the Texan, feeling like he’s explained how BIG Texas is to the BIG city New Yorker, get’s quiet and waits for his reaction.
The New Yorker, obviously thinking about what the Texan had said, nods his head some more. Then before the rancher can say anything else, the New Yorker says, “Don’t worry about it buddy… I used to have a car JUST like that.”