Wanna hear a crazy story? My dick was run through a meat slicer. It was pretty fucking painful. Then they deep fried the thin slices and served them with a secret sauce. But I got 100k from it, so its all good. There’s all kinds of these underground sex harvesting rings going on. It’s crazy. Best doctors could do is make it into a vagina esk hole, have to dilate it twice a day so it won’t close up, getting some feeling back finally, it’s pretty annoying, but ask if my 100 grand cares ;)